Never a dull moment

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Indigo mumbled something under her breath as she leaned against Shinji. It was rare that this ever happened, as Indigo was more commonly drawing pikes shoved in hearts, and muttering something under her breath about how everyone was sex crazed and that it just wasn’t love. There was never a dull moment in the Ten’ou house two. Any moment like this deserved to be precious, as it would probably not happen again for a long time.

Well, that wasn’t destined to last long. There was a loud crash through the window, as the Male Ego tumbled in through the window, leaping to his feet and pointing two guns out the window, muttering something about how the Idiotic Pervert needed to leave his girl alone, and turned to look for someone. There was the typical group. Shinji, Indigo…corner girl…

He walked over to corner girl, who was sitting in the corner, muttering about how useless she was, and he seemed to start comforting her as Idiotic pervert ran through the next window, immediately glomping Corner girl. Male Ego yelled at Idiotic pervert, and Indigo twitched.

Next thing anyone knew, Angsty Cheater teleported in, glomping the next available male, and humping the life out of their leg, the person’s spouse seeming only to laugh, and secretly make plans to brutally murder the cheater. The Angsty Cheater suddenly stopped, and burst into tears, screaming about how she was unloved and began to apologize for nothing in particular, and everyone began to forgive her, and the pity party began. Indigo twitched again, still leaning against Shinji.

Just then, the horny duo came running in, setting up fort in a hoard of pillows, as clothing was discarded all over the room. A bra landed on Indigo’s head, and she simply twitched twice as she heard the horny mews and moans as the fort began to rock, looking like it could had easily fallen apart exposing their lusty actions. The slut queen ran in the house and jumped on the pillows, drooling all over it happily.

The troll king came in followed closely by the Grammaranalian. The Troll king demanded to see the cyber Miko so that he could instantly hit on her until she gave him what he wanted, and the Grammaranalian was just standing there, acting as his body guard, bazooka in hands. Anyone that threw an insult at the Troll King after it insulted them back would be shot at by the Grammaranalian, then yelled at for insulting the now exploded person. Indigo twitched as guts from the exploded person were shielded from hitting her via bra. The last straw was broken at that, and she stood up.

“EVERYBODY SHUT UP!” She screamed, and the conversations stopped, though the leg humping from the Angsty cheater didn’t. stop humping the leg of the person.

“I know you all get your little moments of time, but I want some FUCKING TIME ALONE FOR ONCE! HOW ABOUT YOU ALL GO TAKE YOUR STUFF TO PLANET HENTAI! NEXT PERSON TO COME IN OR REFUSE TO LEAVE OR CAUSE ANY DISTURBANCE GETS MAGMA TUNNELED!” She henshined into Sailor Io to prove that she wasn’t kidding. One by one, in fact, the group began to leave. Slut Queen dragging out her drool pile in a wagon. Io smiled, and let out a sigh of relief, about to return to what she was doing.

Princess Annoyance walked into the room, screaming about how her manslave wasn’t doing his job, and the Magma tunnel hit her kamehameha style. Indigo’s eyes glowed orange as she watched the charred person blink, and skip to planet hentai, and she smiled.

“I win!”